Even if you love music, sometimes silence is golden, but there's a room in a US lab soooooooo quiet that you start to hallucinate and the longest anyone can stand being inside is about 45 minutes.  the Guinness Book of word records has even put it in their book with 99.99% sound absorption... thick insulation with a few feet of reinforced concrete outside... I know exactly what you're thinking... what would happen if you put a mime inside it??

Theres a lot of theories on whats happening to the polar ice caps, but global warming and climate change aren't the only things you can blame, Police in Chile arrested a guy who stole 5 tonns of ice from a glacier to use in designer ice cubes for high end restaraunts... seriously, stole 5 tonns of ice... I'm not a criminal master mind, but I know I wouldn't be wasting my time stealing something thats just going to be melting anyways.

The movie Jurrasic Park was based on a lot of science facts, and now the tehcnical advisor for the movie franchise is planning on hatching his own dino eggs in the future. Now that they have connected dinosaurs to birds instead of lizards, he thinks it's possible. It gets even worse, he's thinking on starting with the raptors... you know... the most feared dinos in the movies... Seriously, we need to start handing out mad scientist awards.

The economy has hit some industries harder than others, but I never though monkeys would be in the unemployment lines... About 600 chimps are looking at early retirement from their medical research jobs as they are being replaced with powerful computers that can simulate the same experiments being done on the animals... While this will make animal rights people happy, its a bad sign of the economy when primates are feeling the economic crunch.