This has got to be the GREATEST health news ever... eating pizza might actually be GOOD for you... Turns out the Oregano seasoning common on pizza can give that extra kick in preventing prostate cancer!  So now you don't need to feel so guilty when you eat an X-Large meat lovers by yourself in one sitting.

Some good news for men, now that we have been ditching our bad habits like smoking, drinking too much and working in unsafe conditions... we may actually pass women with life expectancy.  Unfortunately, that also means we might actually have to learn to do things for ourselves at some point.

Your pain in the neck job, might actually be a real pain in the back... turns out about 30% of back pain might just be psychological from working a job you hate!!! In these cases you should be able to think yourself better. I suggest you try thinking yourself better while pretending to work the job you don't like.

We all know it sucks keeping a secret, but new studies show they actually make us physically weaker! When keeping a secret we get bad at judging weight and distance so aren't able to perform as good...  Just to clarify, I'm not keeping any secrets, I'm just really lazy.