Big Show Prep

Potty Mouth Turtle

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:18:50 GMT

In China they have discovered a strange turtle that passes waste out of it's mouth, Canadians not impressed, we have a whole house of commons full of humans that do the same.

Welcome to theHOUSE OF BLOOD!

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 17:29:38 GMT

House of blood may be a bad horror movie, but it might be literal in the future... An archatect graduate has been using cow blood with sand to make a water proof brick that can withstand the elements as a substitute building material, especially in developing countries... Might be awesome for a haunted house, but I don't think you'll ever get a vegetarian or vegan to sleep under a roof made out of it.

Consumer Therapy not a joke (scary)

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:40:13 GMT

Not getting along with your wife could be devastating to your bank account, it turns out that consumer therapy isn't just a made up thing and going out shopping really does reduce stress!!! This would explain why girls that date me usually end up with a new wardrobe in about a week.

We have to learn our lessons in pain twice!

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 21:47:40 GMT

You know the saying food me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me... it turns out we actually need bad things to happen twice to us before our brains actually make the connection... that seems to count for fear and pain at least. Which explains why there are so many stupid people videos on youtube, they have to do things at least twice before they'll learn their lesson.

High Tech Zombie Survival Gear!

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 21:39:47 GMT

If you're planning on doing lots of camping or hiking this year, heres something you might wanna add to your roughing it wish list... the Biolight camp stove... its a wood gaz stove that also converts the heat into electricity to charge your phone... cuz really, you can't go roughing it if you aren't able to post what you're doing on facebook every 10 minutes.

Crappiest App EVER?

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 21:38:56 GMT

Well here's a new phone app I can say is total crap... the app is called iPoo and lets you keep track of other app users, even chat with them, while they are doing their business... Seriously, I think reading the back of the shampoo bottle is more entertaining.

Vending Machine Pizza (not frozen)

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 17:50:49 GMT

It's hard to believe anything can be done to improve pizza... but now vending machines will be making their way to North America that actually makes and cooks pizza from scratch while you watch... Here's a pro-tip... put one outside every gym and diet center in town... Your fortune is secure.

from boring to HAMMERED to boring again

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:55:31 GMT

Science has been put to good use again! A company has now invented a spray that will get you drunk in SECONDS by just spraying it in your mouth! Unfortunately, you also sober up just as fast and probably need a handful of advil and a gallon of water.

Status Update: Too many kidneys, who wants one?

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:54:35 GMT

We might start seeing some weird facebook status updates, as the social network is moving forward to let organ donors share online... Now you have a really good reason to make sure you log out of your account, or you might wake up on the operating table.

A job you hate may be killing you and your boss

me@mikemoman.com (Mike Moman) — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:53:53 GMT

Not many people get to say they actually like their job, but if you're doing something you absolutely hate, loyalty might be the worst thing for you and your boss... Staying in a bad job can start doing a number on your health and you might just get so fed up you end up quitting without giving the boss any warning... making him hate his job doing a number on his health... But you'll be gone so you wont get to enjoy watching that boss suffer.